yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Do vagina's smell?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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