coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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