Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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