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You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
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I'm way too hungover for life right now
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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