Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
be right there i have to get my cape
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
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It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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