Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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