sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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