none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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