She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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