I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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