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Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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