Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
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I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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