David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
