I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Randomize
