we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
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