I cockslap morals
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
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