her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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