Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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