Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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