Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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