these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
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So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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