dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
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speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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