Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
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ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
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He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
My life is pants optional.
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