what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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