i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
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so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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