The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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