Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
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Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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