She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
So gin and wine won't be happening again
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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