Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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