Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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