who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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