I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
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It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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