She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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