I think I died a long time ago.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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