If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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