How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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