After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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