Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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