I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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