What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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