I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
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In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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