: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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