Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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