I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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