ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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