Duck Duck Cougar?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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