names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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