So drunk, too bad you don't want this
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
