Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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