seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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