you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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