My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
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I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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