We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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