What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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