You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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